F4P

Ford for President is a hilarious spoof on politics, government, and political governments. Straight from the bleeding bowels of Horatio Alger, a meglomanical Christopher Ford announces his designs for world-domination using a simple five step method so dumbed-down even a retard would understand. Understand? Not for the weak-hearted or midgeted. It won second fucking prize in the American Film Institute's Visions of the U.S. Video Competition. OH YEAH! We won the free digital camera that was used to shoot THE TALE OF MOBY DICK and CHICKEN BREAD. "Directed" by Andrew Hasse. Written by Andrew Hasse, Will Bunnett, Brandon Sheffield, and Christopher Ford. Starring Christopher Ford. But, edited by Andrew Hasse. Music by Alex "Da Man" Foster. Many other people helped, and the filmmakers are grateful. But not grateful enough to mention you by name.

FORD FOR PRESIDENT will be available for free download at this site in the near future. If you can't wait that long to see it, send a polite email. Thank you.