HOW TO STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR EYE is a collection of "pretentious" "student" short "films. Actually, they are kind of shot by pre-students of VIDEO... and, well they ARE pretentious and short, so there. Mostly though, they are funny. Fucking funny. Well, more weird than funny. But they are in black and white. So, uh... you'll love them, I know you will. I love you. Credits include Andrew Hasse, Christopher Ford, Will Bunnett, Brandon Sheffield, Bret Turner, Drew Beck, Adam "Jewish" Goldstein, Chris Woodard, Alex Foster, and how can we forget 'lil Ho-John Hasse.