CHICKEN BREAD is a kick-ass documentary about two friends turned enemies. Who can watch with a dry eye as the cruel Capitalist system tears a friendship apart? I know! Superman could! But you are not Superman, so you'll be bawling your eyes out. BAWLING THEM OUT! The funniest part is that the two characters are named Kurt Micheals and Russel Dougals. GET IT? Actually, it is a lot funnier than that, we hope. It will be in some festivals, too, Like the, uh, Palm Springs Int. HEY! WHAT DO YOU WANT!! DAMN IT!! THIS FILM IS A WORK OF GOD'S WONDER!! STRAIGHT HORATIO ALGER!!! WHY DO YOU FORSAKE US, GOD!! YOU ARE A SILLY BITCH! Directed/edited/bitch-worked by: Andrew Hasse. Acted by: Will Bunnet, David Bunnet, Christopher Ford, Denis Ford. Written by: Andrew Hasse, Christopher Ford, Will Bunnett. Anyone else who helped out gets a free mug and t-shirt.